Yeah, yeah, it seems crude and rash, but too fucking bad. This is my first theory about young whore wives. Maybe they are all just a bunch of fucking whores waiting to suck and fuck every strange cock that comes along. Let’s say that all wives have the “fuck-me-now gene”. Some are full blown whores and there isn’t anything you can do about it except drink yourself into a puddle of waste, while others express their genetic impulse. You know, kinda like how some Dalmations don’t have spots.
You may think I’m nuts, but I think this theory may be a winner. Haven’t you ever thought about it that way? You know husbands want to fuck everything they can find. I’d suppose wives would too. The difference being, of course, is that wives are really good at cheating. Once they get going, it’s like they become addicted to cock. And it makes them sneaky fuckers too. Some of those clever bitches cheat on their hubbies for years and years and never get caught. They’re getting dicked left and right, meanwhile hubby is a complete cuckold.
I think this theory definately has legs. Like it or not you may have married a natural born whore. If your wife isn’t cheating on you, maybe she’s some sort of anti-dick mutant. She probably doesn’t even want your cock. But don’t feel bad. Science can be cruel.
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My buddy, Jake, came over to the house the other day, all fucked-up drunk and damn near in tears. He’s not the sensitive type, so I my first thought was that his mom died or he found out that is dog is gay - ya know, something big. When I could finally get him stop mumbling about wanting to kill some cocksucker, he confessed that he came home to find his wife taking his neighbor’s cock on the kitchen table. Ain’t that a bitch.
Now, my first thought was, “Damn - I’d love to see that.” Maybe that’s not the most compassionate thing to think when your friend comes over all broken hearted about his cheating wife, but if you knew his wife - you’d be thinking the same fucking thing. That bitch is pretty fucking hot. She’s certainly a whole letter better than what anyone ever expected Jake to get. Julia is one of those naturally slim babes who you know will never get fat on ya. She has good genes. Usually, chicks like that are either flat chested or have just tiny little titties. Not Julia though. She’s got herself a nice set of firm-looking C-cups that I’ve personally fantasized about while jerking off in Jake and Julia’s bathroom. All I’m trying to say is, as bad as I feel for my buddy Jake, I still think it would be an honor to shake that neighbor’s hand who stuck his cock in Julia today. She’s a fine piece of ass.
Here’s the thing - those of us who know Jake and his slut wife Julia, always suspected that she was a bit of a whore. Okay, more than just suspected. I know damn well that she fucked a mutual friend of ours two weeks before she married Jake. She even let that lucky fucker take pics while she gobbled his cock like the wonderful little slut that she is. Yes, I’ve seen them. They’re fucking beautiful.
I’ve wondered how long it would take before she got caught. I’ve also wondered if she’d let me stick my dick her her sweet married cunt, but that’s another topic. Jake’s not a genius, but how could he be so goddamned naive. The damn fool works 12-16 hours a day while Julia lays out in the sun in that tiny bikini. I’m positive she’s been getting banged all along and he just now finally caught her. Maybe he’s been hypnotized by that super sweet tang of hers all this time and couldn’t see the truth. He married a whore.
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