Have you always wanted to shave your bits but wasn’t sure how to go about it? Maybe your partner is pestering you to shave them but you’re to scared to? let alone someone else doing it for you!

Although there are people who prefer their man hairy there are millions out there who love to see a man make a effort in shaving himself especially if he wants his partner smooth all the time!

Well fear not as I have been doing mine for years and quite a expert at it! I thought it was high time to sit down and share all I know about the art of shaving yourself without the fear of badly cutting yourself!

What To Use

I usually use a Gillette Mach 3 (even women use them on their pussies!) and a decent foam or gel, again from the Gillette range is quite good, however use whatever is your favourite you use on your face. Some good moisturisers for men or even Johnsons Baby Lotion for aftercare will help your balls feeling silky smooth and help calming down any shaving rashes!

Getting Prepared

Ok so you decided you are going to take the plunge! You want to go from wire wool balls to smooth baby skin meat monster!

Just like when shaving your face, it helps to heat a face cloth or small towel soaked with water (you can do this in a microwave of say 30 seconds) and drape around the area you want to shave and leave for a couple of minutes to heat and open up those follicles! While you are waiting get the sink filled up with hot water drop your razor with a NEW blade into the water to get nicely heated up.

Next cover the area you want to shave (I usually go from belly button downwards!) with you favourite shaving foam/gel, if you do not have any handy, good ol’ soap works just as fine but not as thick as foam or gel.

Shaving Cock & Balls

Cock

Ok ready to get started? Firstly, DO NOT RUSH! Take your time theres no need to thrash about like Zorro, just go nice and easy!

If you have a full “head” of hair down there try to trim back as much as you can with a pair of scissors as this will make the actual shaving much easier! Theres two techniques that I find helps, one for the cock and the other for the balls. If like me you like to be smooth from belly button downwards then start there and work down to the base of your cock, you will have to find out what direction to shave in IE. downwards, upwards, across left and right as people vary in which way their hair grows! As a rule of thumb always try to go “against the grain” as this will get you smooth much faster. You will find you will have to unclog the razor after every 2-3 strokes as the long hairs get trapped in it, just pick them off in the sink with your fingers (don’t worry about the hairs clogging will deal with this later!)

Right your midriff area is smooth and now its time to start on your cock if you do have hairs growing on it. Obviously playing with you bits like this can make you hard, which is a good thing for shaving the balls (will come to this in a minute!) but for the cock try and stay soft. Now grip the end of your foreskin with the tip of your thumb and forefinger and try to pull it taut so that the hairs will be more exposed and easier to shave. Again you will have to find what direction to go in to find which is against the grain. Unlike shaving your face you will find you will have to keep adding more foam/gel as you will have to go over the same area a few times. Even when you think your cock is smooth, add foam/gel one more time and slide your fingers up and down your shaft, believe me you will find the odd one you have missed as pubes are thicker then head hair you will feel it easily. Keep repeating untill you are satisfied your cock is smooth.

Balls

Ok remember I said being hard helps for shaving the balls? The reason for this is as your cock gets hard your balls tighten up more hence making it easier to shave rather the trying to shave a crinkly sac! So go ahead, get your now smooth cock nice and hard!

Again get your balls all nicely lathered up and prepare to do a bit of bending forwards! Hold your cock upwards and towards you as you do one side of your balls, it can also help if you can cup whichever ball your not shaving in the same hand as your cock and squeeze the skin taut to the one you are shaving. Again find your best direction to go against the grain with and proceed to cover the area, again you will need a few strokes of the razor over the same area, repeat for your other ball!

You will notice where the base of your cock meets your balls (creased bits!) it will feel hairy, just pull your cock to one side to get at this rather awkward area and you should be ok!

Now your thinking “but what about the hair at the back of my balls near my ass?” Easy and this is where you will have to keep looking right between your legs! I always find strokes TOWARDS your ass several times shaves this area quite nicely, you just need some patience and perseverance! Again, like for the cock, keep lathering the balls up and feeling them until you can feel there are no hairs left sticking out.

Ok thats it! you’re all nice and smooth and it feels good huh? go and have a look in the mirror and admire yourself! No longer is your manhood hidden in a forest of hair! Now just wait till your partner gets a view of it!

The hairs in the sink? Just pull the plug and let them collect on the plughole then all you have to do is pick them up in one big hairball, wrap in toilet paper and flush them! Easy huh? Now go and click on some of the links to stroke your lovely shaving cock to!
Aftercare

Ok you got a lovely smooth cock & balls now, so whats next? Well once your shaved try a bit of talc around your tackle and also a moisturiser or aftershave balm thats available for men, this well help and soothe and shaving rash you may experience, but mostly I find this doesn’t happen to me! After a week or so you can feel a bit prickly down there so its best to shave again, once you got rid of your main thatch its easier to maintain when its just stubble!

Do’s & Dont’s!

Do use a new blade when you can!

Do take your time and don’t rush!

Do keep it lathered with foam/gel when shaving!

Don’t use a electric hair clipper to shave your bits believe me it will nick everywhere!

Don’t put aftershave on after shaving! (unless you want to be stuck to the ceiling!)

Disclaimer

I accept no responsiblity in any cuts or accidents when following these guidelines.Shave at your own risk!